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Hi,
My name’s TG, and I’ve convinced this site’s “Top Dog” to let me compose & edit the posts for this website ; several of which are excerpts from the two books referenced below 🙂
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Now for something a little different
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Today’s Catolog
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Maybe Short Pictorial Embellishments with Condensed Text Support is Your Style
as reported by TG Fuqua, a FakeNews Correspondent
& yep, they’re totally free!
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Who really killed Johnny Ringo?
Outlaw Johnny Ringo at 20 Jannie Ringo (Johnny’s kid sister) at 26 1871 1882
The previously unsolved demise of Johnny Ringo (a FakeNews pictorial exclusive)
Investigative reporting reveals it was Jannie who shot Johnny dead outside Tombstone on July 14, 1882 — not Dock Holliday as is often claimed!
In-depth FakeNews research disclosed Jannie was still upset with Johnnie for scolding her, at the tender age of 13, and kicking her 11-month-old puppy as he left his mother and three siblings behind in San Jose, CA back in 1869.
As for the puppy, yep, it died a painful death 3 days after Johnny departed 🙁
Sooo, she shot him dead while he was reclining against a huge Sycamore tree less than a mile outside Tombstone!
Regretfully, his horse, securely tied to a nearby sapling, most likely died of thirst before Ringo’s lifeless body was discovered days after he “went missing”.
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A FakeNews Pictorial Account of Lincoln’s Assassination; the Aftermath
The Andrew Johnson administration insisted John Wilkes Booth was tracked down and killed inside a blazing Virginia barn that belonged to Richard Garrett 12 days after Lincoln’s assassination.
Yet a Booth co-conspirator, David Herold, captured at the scene, said it was James William Boyd, who was shot and killed; Boyd was a Confederate military officer, born in Hopkinsville, Kentucky who mysteriously went missing after the alleged killing of “Booth”.
Interestingly, the US War Department did not pay anyone the “Posted” $100,000.00 reward nor any part thereof, for the assassin’s capture and demise.
After the Garrett barn fiasco, Booth’s expectant lover, Miss Kate M Scott, (Civil War nurse, newspaper editor, author & social reformer), who was reportedly holding several important papers for Booth, said he came to get the papers 6 months after his alleged killing.
Then nothing, until thirty-eight years later, a newspaper account of David E. George’s death was reported in the “Enid Daily Wave”, on January 13th, 1903 (Enid is the ninth-largest city in the state of Oklahoma):
“A man who claimed to have been John Wilkes Booth, infamous assassin of Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States, died here today. The man, David E. George, made the deathbed confession saying that he wanted to unburden his soul of guilt and clear the name of Mary Surratt, hanged for conspiracy in the assassination of the President”.
Because Booth aka “David E George” bequeathed $15,000.00 to Miss Kate Scott via his Will. A special investigation, strongly promoted by then President Theodore Roosevelt, (26th U.S. President, 1901-1905) resulted in Kate receiving her inheritance.
Evidence, Booth did not die at the Garrett farm, but in faraway Enid, Oklahoma.
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A FakeNews Pictorial account regarding the 21st US President’s place of birth
Charles Chester Alan Arthur became the 21st US President (aka, Chester A Arthur) following the assassination of newly elected President James A Garfield in September of 1881.
Even though records show ‘Alan’ was born in Dunham Flats, Canada, during March of 1828 while his mother was visiting her parents! Yes, his mother was a US Citizen but in those days a child born outside the US was granted US Citizenship only if the father was a US Citizen － he was not － he was Irish born!
Charles ‘Abell’ Arthur, Alan’s younger brother, was born more than a year after him in the community of Northfield, Vermont. Woefully, ‘Abell’ perished in the nearby community of Burlington, Vermont nearly three months after his birth of perhaps the first documented case of “Sudden Infant Death Syndrome” (SIDS), aka: “crib-death”.
Historical records show that in 1845 when Chester ‘Alan’ Arthur entered Union College he claimed to be 16 years of age and as being born on October 5, 1829, in Northfield, Vermont. “Coincidentally” the same date and place as his deceased younger brother ‘Abell’.
You see, Canada was still a British Colony in March of 1828－Charles Chester Alan Arthur’s actual date of Birth!
Sooo, Charles Chester ‘Alan’ Arthur, the 21st US President, was a British Citizen!
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The Golden Age of Ancient Greece is The Donald’s Goal:
A FakeNews Exposé
T’was a time when no labor was required and the weather was always agreeable.
It was a time of pleasant surroundings; abundance was the norm and people occupied all their time in satisfying pursuits.
It’s even said that originally, throughout the Golden Age, birds and four-footed beasts could talk with a human voice, though with a slight southern drawl and a tendency to talk out-of-turn.
Humans, critters and demons lived together with the gods in peace.
Surprisingly, the demons of this age were good and helped folks and beasts alike from time-to-time. All were ruled by King Kronos, who governed the cosmos throughout the Golden Age.
You may recall that Kronos married his sister Rhea, and sired the first generation of the Olympian gods: Hestia, Demeter, Hera, Hades, Poseidon, and Zeus.
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